I also pledge never to saw off a child's hand or kick a cat in the face. Happy now Sussex Police?
@Adagis Only you and your conscience can answer that, cat savager :)
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@bazzacollins I don't know if I can live with myself... No, wait, it was shitting on my lawn. I have no regrets whatsoever.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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