@bazzacollins My fave bullshit extrapolation resulted in: 'half a million road accidents a year caused by women applying makeup'. Bzzt: no.
And don't get me started on the extrapolated nonsense figures in that stolen phones story...
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@handolio 498k of those in Essex :) -
@bazzacollins You've given me a brilliant idea: TrafficTan, a UV perma-tanning system fitted to the headlining of your Range Rover Sport -
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@bazzacollins Curses. Must remember not to give away Top Business Ideas on Twitter
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@bazzacollins Plus, it's written almost word-for-word from the security company press release in my inbox this morning - End of conversation
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