Would like to thank our sub-editor, Monica, for alerting me to the chunk of food secreted in my eyebrow. In front of the entire office.
@MsEmmaChaplin I was saving a cheese and pickle sandwich up there, in case I got peckish later.
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@bazzacollins Oh, got you. Boy thing. A cleavage is quite useful for that, I find. -
@MsEmmaChaplin I'll speak to my surgeon
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