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@baylee_47

I'm a Pisces but I rather be a killer whale

ستمبر 2011 کو شامل ہوئے
پیدائش 1991

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کیا آپ واقعی یہ ٹویٹس دیکھنا چاہتے ہیں؟ ٹویٹس دیکھنے سے @baylee_47 ان بلاک نہیں ہوگا

  1. پن کردہ ٹویٹ
    27 ستمبر، 2018

    So what are millennials supposed to leave in their wills? "And to my loving children you all get to split paying off my student loans (due on the 17th) and can each take turns wearing my favorite Space Jam t-shirt. Thanks and sorry."

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  2. 8 گھنٹے پہلے

    All I need in this life of sin, is a wallet with a chaaainnn

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  3. 27 اپریل

    I'm a sk8er now, why isn't my butt freakishly huge yet?

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  4. 26 اپریل
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  5. 26 اپریل

    SEEMS LIKE A LOT OF YOU NEED TO HEAR THIS.. 👏GET👏 OFF👏 YOUR 👏PHONE👏 WHILE👏 ON 👏A👏 MACHINE 👏AT👏 THE 👏GYM👏

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  6. 25 اپریل

    Literally have had animal crackers stuck in my head for 25 years

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  7. نے ریٹویٹ کیا
    23 اپریل

    JAY-Z bottoms and Beyoncé tops.. it’s Newton’s 4th law

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  8. 23 اپریل

    I'm convinced after any mom births a child, in order to be discharged from the hospital, they are forced to sign a lifetime subscription to this catalog.

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  10. 22 اپریل

    Okay you guys, I know I have tweeted this a lot of times, but it's one of my favorite stories ever. One of my friends in high school dead ass looked me in the face and asked "What is Easter again? Is that when Jesus came out of his cave and saw his shadow?"

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  11. 19 اپریل

    Some of you didn't watch when he was doing Derrick Comedy, and it shows.

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  12. 18 اپریل

    Call me a drunken step dad, call me white trash. Heck you could even call me a drunken white trash step dad, but god damn it I love me some AC/DC

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  13. نے ریٹویٹ کیا
    16 اپریل

    the millennial version of 2.5 kids and a picket fence is six houseplants and no roommate

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  14. نے ریٹویٹ کیا
    13 اپریل

    Me: sure i can cover your shift Me: yeah i can stay late no big deal Me: its cool i can work on my day off Me: ok ill come in early Me: hey can you cover for me this one time its really important i swear ill repay you whenever My coworkers: hmmm no. and also go fuck yourself

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  15. 17 اپریل

    Anyone have a plug for some life I could get high on? I'll pay top dollar. Thanks in advance.

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    16 اپریل
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  17. نے ریٹویٹ کیا
    15 اپریل

    So I’ve made the ....tiniest hop...into working for myself (part-time.) I am renting a room and managing all sides of my business, and making my brand official with a business license and all that jazz. Your support on my socials would mean a lot!!!!! 🤗

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  18. نے ریٹویٹ کیا
    14 اپریل

    RT if you wanna win a Pornhub t shirt. Perfect to wear to Easter,

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  20. نے ریٹویٹ کیا
    12 اپریل

    This is the cutest thing you’ll see today🥺😍

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  21. نے ریٹویٹ کیا
    5 اپریل

    DRINKING AT 25: Hell yeah let's go out all night and go straight to work DRINKING AT 35: Dear diary, I had a beer last month. I've had a hangover for two fortnight. I fear this is the end

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