Shannan Paine

@battypaine

i get the nerve from my mother

NZ
Joined February 2009
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    Mar 2

    Upstaged by cuttlefish yet again

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    Mar 1

    I did not “ghost” your latest email, I am letting it ripen in the warm sunlight of my anxiety

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    Feb 27

    Ah well, the doom’s not going to scroll itself.

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  4. Feb 25

    Gentle?!? Can I introduce you to Kiwi Twitter 😂😂

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    Feb 23

    can't stop thinking about people that first ate mushrooms they found and just had to go through trial and error of like, this one tastes like beef, this one killed Brian immediately and this one makes you see God for a week

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    Feb 15

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    Feb 12

    Girls don't want flowers and chocolates for Valentine's Day, girls want to exit the Underworld without anyone turning around thus sending them back

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    Feb 4

    You say free speech, I say torture. It's a classic case of potato, torture.

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    Feb 1

    “No position” is a position. This is shameful from National.

    . says National has "no position" on conversion therapy.
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    Jan 28

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    Jan 28

    You know it's been a WILD day when AOC, Ted Cruz, Donald Trump Jr. and Dave Portnoy all agree on something.

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    Jan 23

    It’s NZ’s worst nightmare. The return of...journalist questions at the press briefing.

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  13. Jan 23

    Hey your website seems to be having a little trouble with subtotals ... I mean I like buying makeup but not that much 😂😅

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    Jan 21

    A good friend got me the desk calendar “Tips To Appear Smart In Meetings” and I love this one:

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    Jan 16

    When it comes to reducing net greenhouse gas emissions, NZ ranks 42nd of 43 industrialised countries within the UN’s climate treaty. Today’s

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    Jan 15

    Nick Anderson is the artist.

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  17. Jan 16

    snappydoodle: Sometimes you gotta make yourself drink water and sit in direct sunlight, like some kind of wilted houseplant

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    Jan 15

    What a weird time.

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    Jan 6

    I've been watching CNN since 4pm and I still haven't seen ANYONE being arrested, cuffed, taken away. The rioters are now just starting to ... walk away. No consequences. What the fuck?

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    Jan 6

    Sen. Ted Cruz is hinging his entire argument on "recent polling" that Americans (mostly republicans) believe the election is rigged, which is entirely because people like him are spreading and supporting baseless conspiracy theories.

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