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@batoutofmel

writer. spinster. virago. forked-tongued lizard witch

Hope, B.C.
Vrijeme pridruživanja: lipanj 2012.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet

    One time when I had a heart to heart with some guy over all the mistakes in his MS he said “Haters gonna hate,” and now my hot take is, you want to show your ass, that’s your business, but get the fuck out of my chapel, pervert.

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  2. To the tune of Eleanor Rigby: Lobster attorney If you're accused of a breach of the maritime law He'll lend a claw

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  3. prije 13 sati
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  4. You younguns are KILLING ME over here.

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  5. Am about to watch Jeremy Renner as Jeffrey Dahmer, am not normally someone to tee-hee about serial killers (anymore) but am planning to picture Jeffrey Dahmer in those wretched Jeep ads, henceforth.

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  6. He’s an alcoholic writer brought back from the dead. She’s the world’s most beloved musician. Together this unlikely duo must stop a madman before he kills again… this fall in NINE TO DIE.

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  7. 5. velj

    The average 1960s issue of Mad Magazine presumed its reader was well-versed in pop culture, global and national politics, American history, contemporary social issues, classical literature, and Broadway melodies. It was routinely dismissed as brain-rotting trash for children.

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  8. While we’re on the subject of brave stands against public bullies, remember that Kirk Douglas hired Dalton Trumbo for Spartacus, which helped break the blacklist.

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  9. (Disgraceful that nobody told me, I mean.)

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  10. I can't believe nobody told me he said "stanktuary" till just now. Disgraceful.

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  11. Okay, I think I've got it sorted: Friday night, I'm going to hang ten (mgs of THC) for the very first time while watching DANTE'S COVE, a short-lived, gay, supernatural, erotic horror series set at a Hawaiian resort.

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  12. "Where was this old sock?" "In my girlfriend's mouth." "What was it doing in your girlfriend's mouth?" "BDSD. Sexual stuff."

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  13. One time I referred to the communal hand lotion at my work as “moisturizer” in front of this one guy, and he stopped using it.

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  14. prije 18 sati
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  15. It’s horrible! Now I’m reading his book.

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  16. So you’re saying... he was acquitted..?!

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  17. The good news is any one of us could win a Presidential Medal of Freedom at any moment. That shit is wide open.

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  18. I’m going to wait till Friday night to try it, because I don’t know how I’ll react to it. In the meantime, I can plan my activities. Probably not HOARDING BURIED ALIVE, hey?

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  19. I’m 46 and I just bought the electric lettuce for the first time. My weed man is a sleek, minimalist licensed retailer staffed by sexy young hardbodies who looked so disappointed to see me. I paid $20 for two tiny cookies packaged to look like explosives.

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  20. 5. velj

    A thread worth visiting. The Devil wants you tired.

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  21. One time, a FB acquaintance of mine got his knickers in a twist about ladies (including me) wearing men’s deodorant. He’s dead now (unrelated, don’t worry) and now I think of him every time I put it on. Ah, life.

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