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A vampire who enthralls her victims to expose their necks so she can make farty noise raspberries there.
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Sometimes I’m just all [rotted out scarecrow brought to life by the town outcast, prowling the streets, hungry for loose souls]
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Exorcist: I'm here to remove the demon that has possessed you Me: I didn't call you Demon: I did
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Tough-love kangaroos kicking out mature joeys by changing the pouch locks.
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I do not trust squirrels, with their sparkly eyes and luxurious tails what are they hiding
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Yes, I would love to explain my feelings but first I have to run it through this Rube Goldberg machine
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y’all will believe anything about australia. you could ask what time it is here and i’d be like “three emus past the old billabong” and you’d be like ok sounds legit
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Up your game, SETI — I'm beyond ready to tap outta this shit carnival.
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I’m sorry I shapeshifted into a hermit crab and scuttled quickly and quietly over to a corner when you asked how my weekend was, but why did you do that?
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me trying to flirt in a loud bar: DO YOU THINK IT IS SAFE TO EAT LEFTOVERS AFTER 3 DAYS?
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13 Facts That Prove The Creeping Chaos Nyarlothotep Is Secretly Destroying The Worlds' Governments From Within (Number 5 Will Obliterate Your Sanity)
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[Coworkers get standup desks] “WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? SITTING IS OUR ONLY PERK.”
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I won't get into the particulars of what was said or done or not said or not done, but just know that my skeleton is an asshole
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antiques roadshow appraiser: this is absolutely and utterly worthless, trash of the lowest order. myself and all my colleagues are frankly insulted by you bringing it here today me: haha wow. wow i had no idea. thank you so much
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"I'd pick your brains if it weren't such slim pickings" - Zombie Oscar Wilde
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If an animal kills me in the wild, please take its picture with my body
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Banker: You're sure you want a reverse mortgage and understand how it works? Me (imagining bank making huge unaffordable payments to me for years): Yes
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