I just put up a 2nd article tonight!
This one is on Reddit!
I go over every FREE RESOURCE I use to build my lineups
You can be as good as the "professional" DFS players, and you shouldn't have to pay a dime to anyone (unless you want to support them!)
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bathrobe
@bathrobeDFS
fuck Elon Musk and fuck Twitter.
Joined December 2018
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Happy opening night everyone.
Don’t forget I love you all
Good luck tonight and enjoy
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Manoah has given up the same amount of runs in a third of an inning than in his past four starts combined. #Bluejays
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Update: 5 batters in, Mariners have now scored the most runs today. And equaled the amount of runs scored in both other games combined (so far)
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3 AB into the 3rd game of the day, the Mariners are already tied for 2nd highest run total on the day so far.
(With 1)
(The Phils/Cards game won’t finish 0-0)
(Basically it’s been a low scoring day so far. Cause playoffs)
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4 years ago, I interviewed for a story. Ivo told me how he became a baseball/Yankees fan through being able to follow games live... all the way from Brazil, his home country. He ended up becoming a big fan, went to Yankee games in NYC, etc.
theathletic.com/758085/2019/01
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Why do I bring this up now? Well, it came to my attention that MLB postseason games have become blacked out to international audiences. Which is... especially someone who's not from US... very disappointing. Making access harder for fans is no way to grow the game internationally
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This is fucked up. Shame on
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the left screenshot shows the @MLBTV subscription paid by international fans at the start of the season that INCLUDED the postseason
within the last 48 hours MLB has changed the terms & international fans are now blacked out from live games
not a great way to grow the game imo
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The greatest single season by one man in the history of this game took place this summer.
An honor to follow.
Unfathomable accomplishment.
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Angel Hernandez is the worst official
In sports history that wasn’t corrupt. Just fucking stupid and fucking terrible.
Dave Roberts is such a fucking joke of a shit of a manager. He’s lucky he had an incredible team handed to him or people would realize he’s fucking clown shoes.
Mets deliver perfect Willie Mays tribute with surprise number retirement at Old Timers' Day trib.al/spcGDxk
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Please go and listen and watch me play music. And then listen to and watch more of my videos. Then go to WIREHOUND.com and check out my band.
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Now that I’m able to play guitar again I decided to restart my one take series of videos. I give myself one try to do a song - most I never tried - and if it’s good enough I post it
I’m proud of how this one came out today. I’d love if you’d check it out
youtu.be/ookKWcGSZgQ
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Now that I’m able to play guitar again I decided to restart my one take series of videos. I give myself one try to do a song - most I never tried - and if it’s good enough I post it
I’m proud of how this one came out today. I’d love if you’d check it out
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If a magic genie told me “if you stab yourself in the leg with one of those bbq meat forks as hard as you can, you never have to see a or commercial again, including #DraftKings and #FanDuel Sportsbooks” I would be bleeding before he finished his sentence.
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Without missing a beat, he says, again in his distinct voice: “That reminds me of the old W.C. Fields story. ‘It was a woman who drove me to drink’ "W.C. said"…..’Come to think of it, I never did send her a thank you note’”
Any stress I felt completely vanished
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I just saw a fucking chipotle commercial that claims to use only local ingredients
The small text says “chipotle defines local as within 350 MILES of a distribution center”
That’s driving from NY to Boston. Then going AN EXTRA 150 MILES. And then ship it in a truck somewhere
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Aka NYC to 40 miles north of Portland Maine
And that’s driving. I bet the 350 means as the crow flies
That’s driving from Jacksonville to Miami
That’s Los Angeles to San fransisco
You know. “Local”
And then, again, they put it in a truck and ship it hundreds of miles more
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I just saw a fucking chipotle commercial that claims to use only local ingredients
The small text says “chipotle defines local as within 350 MILES of a distribution center”
That’s driving from NY to Boston. Then going AN EXTRA 150 MILES. And then ship it in a truck somewhere
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The dodgers are 48 million over the soft cap and they’re gonna take on 10 million more on Joey fucking Gallo!?!
What a stupid fucking move.
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I said a year ago “I’m right… and will be proven right this season and next”
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Replying to @LyddonB @AlexSonty and @IamLegendDFS
I don’t care. I’m right empirically and will be proven right this season and next (unless the Yankees make more trades that address what I’m saying).
They could do that. At which point it’s great.
If they can’t do any more, this will be overhyped and underperforming
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You can’t have a team of Joey Gallos.
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This is where we have a huge fundamental disagreement.
If a team had 9 Joey gallos in their lineup they’d lose 90 games if not more. It’s not sustainable. You can’t build a team around someone who has more HR than singles. Much less 9 of them.
BABIP has nothing to do w/ it
No insult to Alex. Who I love and who is an incredible smart and talented analyst!! Great dude for real. And you should all follow him if you don’t
I’m just highlighting all the Gallo will be horrible for the Yankees arguments I made.
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If you think the Gallo trade is going to mean much at all, you’re bad at being smart at baseball things.
Here it is. I got into so many arguments with people cause of this. People who said Gallo was gonna transform the Yankees offense and be a constant force.
Lol.
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That Gallo trade for the Yankees is STUUUUUUPID. Like monumentally stupid.
Not stupid like good. Stupid like fucking idiotic.
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Possibly my worst take ever. Looking for my best take ever.
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I have a feeling this is going to negatively affect the Braves clubhouse
I’ve seen enough games to know how much they loved him.
You don’t get him a giant panda head and receive giant smiley hugs all season and not love someone. twitter.com/JonHeyman/stat…
Baseball player vaccine tier list:
A: gladly got vaccine & promoted it to other people
B: gladly got vaccine but kept quiet
C: didn’t want vaccine but got it to play
D: refused vaccine & didn’t budge
F: refused vaccine for own team. Got it to get traded to a playoff team
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Raimel Tapia!
That's the 1st inside-the-park grand slam in MLB since Michael A. Taylor on Sept 8, 2017
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I'm sure George Springer being out for the first game after the break, where he took the All-Star Game off to rest, is fine.
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Did anyone ask Snitker after the game why he made so many stupid fucking choices? Or today? Or does no one care cause it’s just exhibition
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The AL should give the MVP to Brian Snitker for taking out the ONLY TWO FUCKING PLAYERS WITH RBIs after ONE FUCKING AB. So he could make sure his guys all get in and other guys don’t.
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Serious question: does the FOX network racism bleed into sports coverage? Cutting off the Jackie Robinson tribute, failing to show Fernando throwing out the first pitch? Insane.
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I hope the Braves lose 15 in a row and Snitker gets fired and never finds a managing job again.
MAN THANK GOD GARRETT COOPER GOT TWO ABs AND NOT BETTS OR GOLDSCHMIDT
JUST LIKE AMERICA VOTED AND ASKED FOR
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Diaz is the best relief pitcher in the game. Why the fuck bring him in!!! People wanna see Bednar face 5 batters! Obviously. While other pitchers only get 2!
Snitker is seriously doing the worst job I’ve ever seen in a meaningless game.
Fuck this asshole.
I was rooting for the NL until Snitker fucked over the starters
So go AL. Keep hitting those dingers.
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Any secret service agent that deleted texts from January 6th should be presumed guilty and tried for sedition at the very least.
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What a crock of shit he doesn’t get 2 AB.
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Freddie Freeman is on deck to pinch-hit for Paul Goldschmidt. #stlcards 1B will be 1-for-1 with a home run -- and leave his Los Angeles experience there.
The #AllStarGame uniforms are brutal. Can we please go back to the traditional team uniforms, ? Do what you want with the caps, but stop with the Nike-ifcation of the unis.
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I officially fucking hate Snitker
How the fuck are you only gonna let ANY starter not have 2 AB. The whole fucking honor of starting means you get 2.
What shitty decisions. Why even both starting? You get the same as everyone else
Goldy should have had the shot at two dingers
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