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    Jason Bateman‏Verified account @batemanjason 22 Nov 2017

    Not sure how Shinola makes it look good AND sound good.pic.twitter.com/EeDK1EDicc

    10:08 AM - 22 Nov 2017
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    • 5,083 Likes
    • Isabella Birch Heather Kilgore Ruan araujo🤑 Marie Myrnell Jacky Natalie Jason Bateman •Humans are fragile machines• Jason Bateman
    338 replies 275 retweets 5,083 likes
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      2. Kevin Replinger‏ @KevinReplinger 22 Nov 2017
        Replying to @batemanjason

        But, like, there isn't even a record on it.

        3 replies 1 retweet 123 likes
      3. Kevin Replinger‏ @KevinReplinger 22 Nov 2017
        Replying to @KevinReplinger @batemanjason

        🎼🔇 The Sound of Silence.

        3 replies 0 retweets 42 likes
      4. Richard Abbott‏ @Rabbott13coke 22 Nov 2017
        Replying to @KevinReplinger @batemanjason

        pic.twitter.com/LFxbiIAtW3

        0 replies 1 retweet 27 likes
      5. End of conversation
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      2. Ryan‏ @RyanTheSwiftie 22 Nov 2017
        Replying to @batemanjason

        I can't wait for Ozark season 2

        4 replies 1 retweet 124 likes
      3. Amanda Huggenkist‏ @AHuggenkist 22 Nov 2017
        Replying to @RyanTheSwiftie @batemanjason

        He’s filming it 1/2 mile from my house this week!!

        5 replies 1 retweet 82 likes
      4. Ryan‏ @RyanTheSwiftie 22 Nov 2017
        Replying to @AHuggenkist @batemanjason

        That's awesome

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
      5. Amanda Huggenkist‏ @AHuggenkist 22 Nov 2017
        Replying to @RyanTheSwiftie @batemanjason

        Such a great show!

        1 reply 0 retweets 15 likes
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      1. BHiggi‏ @SirMeatness 22 Nov 2017
        Replying to @batemanjason

        You forgot to put a record onpic.twitter.com/5Lx8g9Y4Cq

        0 replies 1 retweet 68 likes
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      1. Chang Terhune‏ @bigbadchang 22 Nov 2017
        Replying to @batemanjason

        Imagine how it will sound when you actually put a record on, @batemanjason

        0 replies 0 retweets 59 likes
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      1. Pooch‏ @thisbonustrack 22 Nov 2017
        Replying to @batemanjason

        Now Playing: the sound of silence.

        0 replies 0 retweets 24 likes
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      1. Stallman’s Beard‏ @StallmansBeard 22 Nov 2017
        Replying to @batemanjason

        Happy Thanksgiving!pic.twitter.com/g4MJONA0yJ

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      1. Craig Gates‏ @CraigGates 22 Nov 2017
        Replying to @batemanjason

        pic.twitter.com/AeOVT6G8r1

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      2. No one‏ @snypergrl 22 Nov 2017
        Replying to @batemanjason

        I see a lot of good looking things in this pic 😍 @batemanjason you're so gorgeous my brain hurts

        1 reply 0 retweets 14 likes
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      1. Jason Mckinnon‏ @jasonamckinnon 22 Nov 2017
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        @batemanjason Theres ALWAYS money in the 🍌 stand...

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      1. jwc‏ @youngcodling 22 Nov 2017
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        We just say manager

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      1. Matthew Coussell‏ @MatthewCoussell 22 Nov 2017
        Replying to @batemanjason

        It looks like you've placed a giant slice of ham on a record player.

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      2. Clan Hay (Spry Scots)‏ @mtrotter2 22 Nov 2017
        Replying to @batemanjason

        Dude: "put the needle on the record"

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