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    Jason Bateman‏Verified account @batemanjason 24 Oct 2017

    Excited to go to Dodger Stadium tonight. But, how fast do you think we could get a roof and A/C hooked up? @Dodgers #WorldSeries #ThisTeam

    1:55 PM - 24 Oct 2017
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    217 replies 128 retweets 2,480 likes
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      2. Marc Nathan‏ @mdnathan 24 Oct 2017
        Replying to @batemanjason @Dodgers

        break out the frozen banana stand for some quick cash, dude.

        5 replies 2 retweets 201 likes
      3. Jason Janson‏ @jaekwonthechef 24 Oct 2017
        Replying to @mdnathan @batemanjason @Dodgers

        There’s always money in the banana stand

        2 replies 2 retweets 100 likes
      4. Kimmer 17‏ @kimmer1100 24 Oct 2017
        Replying to @jaekwonthechef @mdnathan and

        Lol, we all saw that comment coming!!🤔☺😆

        1 reply 0 retweets 14 likes
      5. Marc Nathan‏ @mdnathan 24 Oct 2017
        Replying to @kimmer1100 @jaekwonthechef and

        Mine was a solid hour and a half before his. Lol.

        2 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
      6. Kimmer 17‏ @kimmer1100 24 Oct 2017
        Replying to @mdnathan @jaekwonthechef and

        Mine-too late...😔I'm the third funniest person in this conversation that only involves 2 people.😢😞

        1 reply 0 retweets 16 likes
      7. Marc Nathan‏ @mdnathan 24 Oct 2017
        Replying to @kimmer1100 @jaekwonthechef and

        I think you're damn funny

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      8. Kimmer 17‏ @kimmer1100 24 Oct 2017
        Replying to @mdnathan @jaekwonthechef and

        You too!!🤗🤗🤗😄😁😂

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. Matt Bedrosian‏ @HeadphoneYogi 24 Oct 2017
        Replying to @batemanjason @Dodgers

        I was @ game where Gibson hit homerun in ‘88. You and a friend snuck down to the seats behind us Aisle 33 late in game - then u left early!

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. Matt Bedrosian‏ @HeadphoneYogi 24 Oct 2017
        Replying to @HeadphoneYogi @batemanjason @Dodgers

        Plus, they tried to put a roof on before but the AC kept escaping because of a loose seal.

        3 replies 0 retweets 18 likes
      4. Matt Bedrosian‏ @HeadphoneYogi 24 Oct 2017
        Replying to @HeadphoneYogi @batemanjason @Dodgers

        pic.twitter.com/jBK7B72U5Y

        2 replies 0 retweets 34 likes
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      1. BHiggi‏ @SirMeatness 24 Oct 2017
        Replying to @batemanjason @Dodgers

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      1. ㅤ‏ @CuItureVoids 24 Oct 2017
        Replying to @batemanjason @Dodgers

        We have A/C at Minute Maid Park in Houston

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      1. ben‏ @benweiss13 24 Oct 2017
        Replying to @batemanjason @Dodgers

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      1. Dominique‏ @DomPadilla311 24 Oct 2017
        Replying to @batemanjason @Dodgers

        If only there was a construction company that could throw it together quickly without commiting light treason. @bluthquotes

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      2. Dana Ashbrook‏Verified account @DanaAshbrook 24 Oct 2017
        Replying to @batemanjason @Dodgers

        Just finished Ozark- wow man- great show. Congrats on all of it.

        1 reply 0 retweets 20 likes
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      1. Jakki Hansen‏ @JKKHNSN 26 Oct 2017
        Replying to @batemanjason

        Sorry guys. Houston heart just beat stronger last night. Go Astros!! (But Houston still loves u, JB) #astros #WorldSeries

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      1. Miss Marla‏ @FabulousInTexas 25 Oct 2017
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