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    Jason Bateman‏Verified account @batemanjason 7 Jul 2015

    Why do I love that thump on the wrist that my iWatch gives me? Someone needs to come up with a name for that.

    3:51 PM - 7 Jul 2015
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      1. Ryan Keefer‏ @reefa_k 7 Jul 2015
        Replying to @batemanjason

        @batemanjason that’s your pulse, duh!

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      2. Brent Beiswenger‏ @brentegf47 7 Jul 2015
        Replying to @batemanjason

        @batemanjason are you ever without a watch? I personally wear one 24/7. I've noticed you always have one on in the shower.

        3 replies 1 retweet 2 likes
      3. Brent Beiswenger‏ @brentegf47 7 Jul 2015
        Replying to @brentegf47

        @batemanjason @amkay2012 errr... Movies, not shower. Now I get the stalker tweet.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Rob‏ @exit56 7 Jul 2015
        Replying to @batemanjason

        @batemanjason “haptic feedback” isn’t cutting it for you as a name?

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      1.  🌬 ❤ 💫 🎶 💫 ❤..‏ @RhiannonMaria 7 Jul 2015
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        @batemanjason cancer.

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      1. HeppCat‏ @the_heppcat 7 Jul 2015
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        @batemanjason iThump

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      2. Hamster With A Vocoder‏ @JasonInNJ 7 Jul 2015
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        @batemanjason stanky wrist.

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      3. Ben Call‏ @Cahas 7 Jul 2015
        Replying to @JasonInNJ

        @JasonInNJ @batemanjason I'm with him... Stanky wrist

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      1. jessica drake‏ @thejessicadrake 9 Jul 2015
        Replying to @batemanjason

        @batemanjason I saw you today when I was out shopping but I didn't want to stalk you. Big fan! ☺️

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      2. Michael Lord‏ @zorknapp 7 Jul 2015
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        @batemanjason Wristerbation?

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      1. Britta Phillips‏Verified account @brittaphillips 15 Oct 2015
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        @batemanjason Apple crack

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      1. Sur Le Table‏ @SurLeTable 7 Sep 2015
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        @batemanjason it's called Haptic Feedback. It's a response from the linear actuator of the Taptic Engine. Enjoy quietly being informed. 😉

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      1. Yancy Clegg‏ @yancyCIegg 31 Jul 2015
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        @batemanjason my gshock scared the hair off my arm the first time it vibrated

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      1. Kevin Robertson‏ @KRobBassist 29 Jul 2015
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        @batemanjason #sucker ;) lol Apple - "Put a wristband on a tiny iPhone!!" DOH!!

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      1. Marianne Moes.‏ @moes_r 10 Jul 2015
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        @batemanjason Cool. You love that. How about " Batejam"😊

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      1. Philip Jaffe‏ @PhilipJaffe 7 Jul 2015
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        @batemanjason Pav-Love

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      1. Mike Hazan‏ @giddyupent 7 Jul 2015
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        @batemanjason I think that's called a #HumbleBrag

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      1. GraphiteOrchid‏ @GraphiteOrchid 7 Jul 2015
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        @batemanjason Wrist thump? How about a Wump?

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