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    Jason Bateman‏Verified account @batemanjason 9 Mar 2015

    I spit my oatmeal all over my screen this morning -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzhSpdPqexY …

    8:17 AM - 9 Mar 2015
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      1. Eric Smith‏Verified account @Eric__Smith 9 Mar 2015
        Replying to @batemanjason

        “@batemanjason: I spit my oatmeal all over my screen this morning - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzhSpdPqexY …” -- the dry read. Outstanding. Worth the 7 min

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      1. Kyle VanderMolen‏ @KyleVanderMolen 9 Mar 2015
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        @batemanjason I was hoping this was a video of you spitting oatmeal on your computer screen. #Disappointed

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      1. Jen Brown‏ @Jen_Brown536 9 Mar 2015
        Replying to @batemanjason

        THIS must be shared with the world. "@batemanjason: I spit my oatmeal all over my screen this morning - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzhSpdPqexY …”

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      1. Liz Richardson‏ @LizzyR1976 9 Mar 2015
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        “@batemanjason: I spit my oatmeal all over my screen this morning - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzhSpdPqexY …” hair lovers, consider glorious "hockey hair"

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      1. Mrs. H‏ @NASAGeekCL 9 Mar 2015
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        @batemanjason #OneWing flying in circles LMAO 👏👏👏

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      1. Eric Ronne‏ @ericronne 9 Mar 2015
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        The Dual Exhaust, wait for it! “@batemanjason: I spit my oatmeal all over my screen this morning - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzhSpdPqexY …”

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      1. Kelly Wraith‏ @KellyWraith 9 Mar 2015
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        @batemanjason Hilarious. Thanks for sharing.

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      1. Andrew Kaplan‏ @bighouse1990 9 Mar 2015
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        @batemanjason origato mr roboto

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      1. Lauren Baker‏ @itslaurenbaker 9 Mar 2015
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        @batemanjason 1st... Love me? And 2nd is this real? 😂😂😂😂

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      1. OptimusDiabetus‏ @OptimusDiabetus 9 Mar 2015
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        @batemanjason Wink, why wouldn't ya?

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      1. yusila ramirez‏ @yusila 9 Mar 2015
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        @batemanjason Brilliant ad-libbing/scripting. Whatever it was...Just brilliant.

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      1. Jerod‏ @fratzner 9 Mar 2015
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        @batemanjason Nice brag about being able to eat oatmeal for breakfast.. #elitist

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      2. Joe Ball‏ @thejoeball 9 Mar 2015
        Replying to @batemanjason

        @batemanjason "If that’s a salad, it’s a chop, because a MAN ordered it."

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      1. Steven Flanagan‏ @Irishsteve6683 Apr 19
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        😆

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      1. Pamala Duncan‏ @pamala____ 11 Jul 2017
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        The Dandelion..😆 Hilarious..

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      1. Sherry‏ @dippiteedoo 1 Sep 2016
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        @YouTube I split hairs watching this.

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      1. Rhonda Steinhagen‏ @rhostein_rhonda 18 Jul 2016
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        I knew I loved you for a reason! The man loves "The Hockey Flow"!

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      1. Mitch Forman‏ @MitchForman1 22 Jan 2016
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        @batemanjason Was it regular or steel-cut oats?

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      1. Carolyn Mapes‏ @zippy2276 27 May 2015
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        @batemanjason "The swashbucklers were big..." Where did you find this?

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