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    Jason Bateman‏Verified account @batemanjason 7 Mar 2014

    Don't worry Obama, it could be worse. If I forgot the "e" I'd be Jason Batman.

    6:37 PM - 7 Mar 2014
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      2. Erik Smith‏ @ebrown2112 7 Mar 2014
        Replying to @batemanjason

        @batemanjason That would actually be an awesome name.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Michelle Beitman‏ @MBeitman 7 Mar 2014
        Replying to @ebrown2112

        @ebrown2112 you must come to the Houston Live Stock & Rodeo bring the fam!

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Erik Smith‏ @ebrown2112 7 Mar 2014
        Replying to @MBeitman

        @MBeitman Who, me?

        3 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Michelle Beitman‏ @MBeitman 7 Mar 2014
        Replying to @ebrown2112

        @ebrown2112 well I guess so. Who are you?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Erik Smith‏ @ebrown2112 7 Mar 2014
        Replying to @MBeitman

        @MBeitman Nobody particularly important. But you did tweet me. :)

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      7. Michelle Beitman‏ @MBeitman 7 Mar 2014
        Replying to @ebrown2112

        @ebrown2112 sorry I I am new to Twitter I thought I was tweeting Jason Bateman lol like that really matters. Have you been?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      8. Erik Smith‏ @ebrown2112 7 Mar 2014
        Replying to @MBeitman

        @MBeitman Oh yeah, I thought you probably meant to tweet him. I'm in Freehold, about 20-30 minutes from the shore.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Don Surber‏ @donsurber 7 Mar 2014
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        @batemanjason @IMAO_ That would be awsom

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      1.  🦇 Astartiel Inanna  ✴‏ @Astartiel 14 Sep 2014
        Replying to @batemanjason

        @batemanjason So, do you go around saying "I'm Bateman" as if you were saying Batman? lol

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      1. ♡Queen of Disaster♡‏ @lanesco_ 13 Mar 2014
        Replying to @batemanjason

        @batemanjason @EvaLunaxcx remember when on the phone you made me play the 'master game' where we ended up with "Jason masterbateman" lmao

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      1. Karen Vaughan‏ @KarenOomen 7 Mar 2014
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        @batemanjason I think you need to sit him down and watch @BadWordsMovie together. :)

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      1. Stainless Steve‏ @DeLaHansome 7 Mar 2014
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        “@batemanjason: Don't worry Obama, it could be worse. If I forgot the "e" I'd be Jason Batman.” @catierizzi

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      1. PsyMar‏ @PsyMar 7 Mar 2014
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        @batemanjason @JulieDiCaro At least he didn't forget the "e" in potatoe.

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      1. suzie‏ @arigrande485859 25 Apr 2016
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        @batemanjason love it uncle bateman

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      1. jason bateman's hoe‏ @jasonbaeman 14 Feb 2015
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        @batemanjason HAHAHA I LOVE YOU

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      1.  🦇 Astartiel Inanna  ✴‏ @Astartiel 14 Sep 2014
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        @batemanjason Or would that just make people wonder if you were selling bait? ha!

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