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    Jason Bateman‏Verified account @batemanjason 31 Jan 2014

    Nice! I'm good on shopping. Valentine's Day bullseye for $15. Now, I need a restaurant.http://youtu.be/PzomDNgbKU4 

    5:42 PM - 31 Jan 2014
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      1. Kelli Patel‏ @KelliPatel 4 Feb 2014
        Replying to @batemanjason

        @batemanjason @wbpictures This looks so good! "It is possible to love someone so completely they cannot die?" #TrueLove #StoriesAreForever

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      1. SethX_X Kichki‏ @KichkiX 2 Feb 2014
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        @batemanjason Don't be cheap..lol. Loved you in horrible bosses, and your early acting. Grew up to you. Hell, prob with you.

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      1. Melissa Noyes‏ @melissmcmlx 1 Feb 2014
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        @batemanjason You do the cooking- trust me, way better than having someone else!

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      1. Carolina W Cobb‏ @hldbnyc 31 Jan 2014
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        @batemanjason when is bad Words coming out? Will you be in manhattan? Would love to see you. Heather

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      1. Matt Frazer‏ @mattfrazer44 31 Jan 2014
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        @batemanjason Hi be 45 on Valentines be kewl add me went to school at Serrania thanks MAtt

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      1. James ⌛️‏ @Firefly1776 31 Jan 2014
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        @batemanjason mr f

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      1. Margarita Salt‏ @123_ontherocks 31 Jan 2014
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        @batemanjason sorted!

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      1. carebie‏ @carebie 31 Jan 2014
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        @batemanjason can I suggest Wendy's to satisfy ur and her hunger needs

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      1. Trash Panda‏ @standardheart 31 Jan 2014
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        @batemanjason guess it's taco trucks all around.

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      1. Dianne‏ @dynamogal 31 Jan 2014
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        @batemanjason Klimpy's!

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      1. Rachael‏ @fembot06 31 Jan 2014
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        I'll watch anything with @batemanjason in it.... (even Mansome!)

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      1. Cranky AF‏ @totalbullshirt 31 Jan 2014
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        @batemanjason try the ike and tina tuna?

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      1. Tracy Pellegrino‏ @Treyc7777 31 Jan 2014
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        @batemanjason nice !

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      1. chad hershey‏ @chadh59 31 Jan 2014
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        @batemanjason try swallows

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      1. Carmen Tovar‏ @cartovarat 31 Jan 2014
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        @batemanjason very nice!!!! :)

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      1. Ezra Amos‏ @Ezra4lyf 31 Jan 2014
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        @batemanjason go book a dinner at bennigans no crowd. :-D lol

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      1. Christoffer Severin Willgren‏ @z0netripper 31 Jan 2014
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        @batemanjason Haha, you in Smokin' Aces... <3 HIT HIM IN THE BROWN! Fucking one of the best scenes ever man... love ya. //Chris -- North Swe

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      1. Amy 🐰‏ @bunnyhugger75 31 Jan 2014
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        @batemanjason if ur in it I'm game.

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