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    Jason Bateman‏Verified account @batemanjason 31 Jan 2014

    hmmm? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wi1ZzzSPT_8 …

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      1. Zain‏ @Zain1702 31 Jan 2014
        Replying to @batemanjason

        @batemanjason hello mate!! Big fan :)

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      1. AlyssaHarelik 🧜🏻‍♀️‏ @AlyssaHarelik 31 Jan 2014
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        Follow @batemanjason for ruining that Frozen song for me by making me laugh at fart noises over Let It Go.

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      1. •Humans are fragile machines•‏ @paranoidgimboid 27 Aug 2014
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        “@batemanjason: hmmm? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wi1ZzzSPT_8 …” So mature Bateman.

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      1. •Humans are fragile machines•‏ @paranoidgimboid 10 Apr 2014
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        So immature. And I love you for it. "@batemanjason: hmmm? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wi1ZzzSPT_8 …”

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      1. Hanson‏ @Ultimatecleves 28 Feb 2014
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        RT "@batemanjason hmmm? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wi1ZzzSPT_8 … …" @SaulGucci and then I found this looking on Twitter...

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      1. Parissa Natural Wax‏ @parissawax 11 Feb 2014
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        @batemanjason WHY WHY WHY is that the funniest thing I've seen in a long time?? OK, maybe i'm a 9 year old, but YOU started it! :P (thx xox)

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      1. Susan‏ @susanwilber1 31 Jan 2014
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        @batemanjason naaaaaaaa.....

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      1. Chris Willard‏ @ChrisawillardTX 31 Jan 2014
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        @batemanjason C'mon...if you don't chuckle, you're probably dead 😏

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      1. Nic & Yuliya‏ @KinkyPDXCouple 31 Jan 2014
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        Just another reminder that I will never grow up. “@batemanjason: hmmm? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wi1ZzzSPT_8 …”

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      1. julie gill‏ @11julesg11 31 Jan 2014
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        “@batemanjason: hmmm? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wi1ZzzSPT_8 …” @Madalina_1202 watch this

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      1. Sv00070‏ @sryan742 31 Jan 2014
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        @batemanjason thanks for making my 5yr old daughter gut laugh:)

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      1. Kasan Butcher‏ @KasanButcher 31 Jan 2014
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        @batemanjason my daughters have me listen to this song constantly! Gotta say I prefer this version. Hilarious!

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      1. sara f‏ @sjkfriendly 31 Jan 2014
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        @batemanjason my 9 yr old made similar parody the day we saw the movie...boys always find fart joke.

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      1. Morgan‏ @intminimalish 31 Jan 2014
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        @OUJermdh I'm five years old “@batemanjason: hmmm? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wi1ZzzSPT_8 …”

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      1. Letty‏ @letty_johnson 31 Jan 2014
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        @batemanjason i could not watch it all. #LetItGo

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      1. Polly Spence‏ @pcatspence 31 Jan 2014
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        @batemanjason As a 48 yr old mom waiting in line at the bank... my inner 12 yr old boy is so happy with you right now!

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