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    Jason Bateman‏Verified account @batemanjason 15 May 2013

    Perfect weather for banana grabbing, lunch time in Times Square tomorrow. Arnett loves a good banana and nuts in the middle of the day.

    8:27 PM - 15 May 2013
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      2. Will Arnett™‏Verified account @arnettwill 16 May 2013
        Replying to @batemanjason

        .@batemanjason easy with teeth Jason...you know I don't like that...therrrre you go...shhhhhh

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      2. The Basics‏Verified account @the3basics 15 May 2013
        Replying to @batemanjason

        @batemanjason there's gotta be a better way of saying that

        1 reply 2 retweets 14 likes
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      1. Urban Outfitters‏Verified account @UrbanOutfitters 16 May 2013
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        @batemanjason meet us down at The Big Yellow Joint.

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      1. Edward Copeland‏ @edcopeland 15 May 2013
        Replying to @batemanjason

        @batemanjason Sigh...I miss NYC even more than I miss the Bluths.

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      1. Kelsey Logan‏ @kelslog 15 May 2013
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        @batemanjason will you get me out of class so i can go?

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      1. Sirius Brown‏ @GuapoInc 15 May 2013
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        “@batemanjason: Perfect weather for banana grabbing. Arnett loves a good banana and nuts.” Gotta be a better way to say that, buddy.

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      1. Andrew Kniss  🌱‏ @WyoWeeds 15 May 2013
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        @batemanjason I hope he retained animation rights...

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      1. Beth Fishman‏ @cexyassss 4 Dec 2013
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        @batemanjason you guys are hilarious. Love it. Goofy

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      1. K Can‏ @KCanfield2 1 Oct 2013
        Replying to @batemanjason

        @batemanjason @batemanjason Well, you know there is always money in a banana stand #hadtoexpectthat #tooeasy #almostembarrassed

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      1. Amy Webber‏ @MissAmyWebber 19 Sep 2013
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        @batemanjason @arnettwill I can see the a'peel'

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      1. Wayne Teel‏ @dinglechicken 22 Jun 2013
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        @batemanjason heard your interview on Stern show. You were great!! Loved your sorted tales!!

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      1. Alleycat Chase‏ @DSX711 22 May 2013
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        @batemanjason OH, I forgot what I was gonna say about that... I... I dunno, haha...

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      1. Susan Goff‏ @goffinator5000 18 May 2013
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        @batemanjason yumm- day nuts. Can't wait for @arresteddev ! TY for doing it again. maybe my wounds from @theofficenbc will heal faster

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      1. Ben Everson‏ @beverson 16 May 2013
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        @batemanjason A little afternoon delight, if you will?

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      1. molly jane white‏ @JessPlumPear 16 May 2013
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        @batemanjason I am so upset I work til 6

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      1. Kat Lewallen‏ @thekathryn974 16 May 2013
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        @batemanjason gimme a GOB!

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