Steven Bassett

@bassett87

Director of cloud movies. Accidental survivor of metastatic melanoma & merkel cell carcinoma. Better a mocha in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

Joined June 2010

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    Folks in my extended family (Massachusetts) who want a border wall because they really believe thousands of rapists and murderers are flooding into SoCal daily, never once have asked me, a SoCal resident if I’m okay. I find that a fascinating piece of psychology to ponder.

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    How many of us went to high schools where there were always rumors about the football coach and underage girls? Or a favorite history teacher? Or an older guy who came to all the parties?

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    Jan 4

    ADVISOR: Mr. President, they're saying Rashida Tlaib's language was a violation of our norms. TRUMP (looking at the blueprint for a device that projects racial slurs onto the moon): ok cool thanks

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    A federal official just texted to say they and their spouse will have to file for unemployment if shutdown continues, considering pulling $$ out of their retirement plan

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    Jan 4

    Republicans are defending the electoral college because they know that if it’s abolished, they won’t win another election. They know their party is of the past, and they know the new generations are overwhelmingly liberal. They’re scared of losing power. That’s all there is to it

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    Jan 3

    What if all your muscles can taste but your tongue is the only one you usually put food on

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    Jan 3

    Man sexually assaults women in high school: “That was so long ago!” Woman dances in high school: “We must set her ablaze.”

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    During their SitRoom meeting, Trump told Pelosi she should support a wall bc she's a “good Catholic,” report & . Fact check: Pope Francis told the world "A person who thinks only about building walls...is not Christian."

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    Jan 4

    Missing from so much of the news coverage of Native people being outraged by Elizabeth Warren's DNA test: Native voices. I asked prominent tribal leaders and Native people about it. Surprise: they said Warren is an ally and this narrative is media fodder.

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    Jan 3

    5 eyes. 5 arms. 4 legs. All American. Welcome to Congress, & .

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    Jan 3

    How come I don’t have a gavel? Is that your gavel? I want a gavel. I’m the best at gaveling.

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    The Constitution requires the President give Congress information and recommendations “from time to time” on the state of the union, doesn’t require a speech. So he could just send over a copy of the Mueller report when it comes out.

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    Jan 3

    Pelosi: We’re not doing a wall..it’s an old way of thinking

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    lol this pic is gonna rule when the kid is speaker of the house in 50 years

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    Pretty rich from a guy who said fuck all while McConnell blockaded Merrick Garland for a year.

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    Jan 3

    The optics of delivering a state of the union during the dumbest shutdown in history are, not great.

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    Jan 3

    Since he proclaimed his chief goal was to make Obama a one-term president, to denying Merrick Garland his hearing for an entire year, to enabling the worst of Donald Trump, Mitch McConnell has displayed his poisonous devotion to power & partisanship over the good of our country.

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