Twitter was only tolerable today because it started off with that thread of pelicans trying to eat bears and giraffes and capybaras and stuff. It's like a vaccine--twitter will still run you down after a long day but hopefully you won't have to be hospitalized.
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Every girl crazy bout a sunglassed orangutan
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