One wonders whether that decision tree is meant literally or is satire.
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Oh, but wait.....the day is coming when someone will do something worthy of criticism but the media/blog writers will deem it to be hands-off.....
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McSweeneys used to be good
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The NFL will soon issue a protocol that booing by fans is discouraged.
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People used to criticize gymnasts pretty regularly.
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They still do apparently
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Or maybe it's really not such a great thing....
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Simplified flow chart: Are you an American? yes —> You can criticize anyone you choose.
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And then at the end he expresses an opinion! Even though he meets none of his own criteria for doing so
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Yeah, like when Sid Bream was pulling a plow around 3rd and Bonds still couldn’t throw him out at the plate, Like that?
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