Change "Thailand" to "Arizona" and it's my life story.
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The elephant did nothing wrong
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Hey, when you're craving potato chips, you do what you gotta do.
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Oh, I thought this was a Republican elephant breaking into the US Capitol.....
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The metaphor police will be at your door shortly.
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Who among us?
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That's me 1 minute after midnight on cheat day.
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We use a UV light to lure hungry elephants away from our house. It's worked pretty well so far.
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Trump made him do it.
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Wild elephants have names?
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