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Replying to @janecoaston @baseballcrank
Reminds me of Eddie Murphy’s old bit about the guy who shot the Pope going to Hell. Bouncer stops him and says “Oh, you’re the guy who shot the Pope?” Unhooks red rope. “Come on in, no waiting in line for you.”
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"I want to go hell and don't feel like waiting in line with everybody else. I want to take the Hell Express."
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I regret that the only Eddie Murphy bits I can quote from memory I should not quote here, ever.
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“Doo-dooo! Dooo-dooo! Gonna put it on you!"
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Replying to @willcollier @janecoaston and
Lemonade, that cool, refreshing drink.
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