Also, the Minneapolis-St. Paul road-naming system was quite clearly constructed by Scandihoovians to keep outsiders frustrated and confused. A brilliantly surly masterpiece of civic engineering. The message: STAY AWAY, OUTLANDER.
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When I was living in Minneapolis, I was a couple blocks away from FOUR DIFFERENT STREETS with the name "1st." 1st Ave, 1st St NE, 1st St SW, etc. NONE OF THEM HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE OTHER. It's a town that prizes your utter navigational confusion.
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Jeff B. is *BOX OFFICE POISON* Retweeted Collin Reid
lol this absolutely true. Amy Klobuchar would give no quarter, show no mercy, leave no stapler unthrown.https://twitter.com/CREID2852/status/1377616374135205892 …
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Jeff B. is *BOX OFFICE POISON* Retweeted If I believe in dinosaurs, then they believe in me
NH can be divided into two distinct halves: white people who moved there from the Boston metro area to escape the whole "Boston metro area" experience, and clannish white people in the north whose families have been living there for centuries. Diversity!https://twitter.com/SquirrelTheWR/status/1377446170998534147 …
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There are dark secrets and betrayal and lies hiding in northern New Hampshire. You are not welcome among them. They keep to their own. Coming Soon on NETFLIX.
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People I can go all day on this. I have a hottake on every state in America except maybe North Dakota, because honestly how many people even remember that North Dakota exists except when Ian Millhiser is bitching about the structure of the U.S. Senate?
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I guess that in theory North Dakota has enough nuclear ICBM silo sites to destroy the entire planet, so maybe we shouldn't needle them too much.
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Jeff B. is *BOX OFFICE POISON* Retweeted Thomas_l_s
Kentucky is nothing but moonshine whiskey stills, meth labs, JUSTIFIED-style redneck mafia crime, and NCAA basketball recruiting scandals.https://twitter.com/Thomas_l_s/status/1377680276034179074 …
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The entire reason Kentucky is allowed to continue to exist as a state is so Jason Isbell and the Drive-By Truckers can farm them for content to write songs about.
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Jeff B. is *BOX OFFICE POISON* Retweeted abe smith
Nebraska doesn't actually exist, it's just an unclaimed territory that was invented to give Ben Sasse a platform to publicly pontificate about Epictetus or whatever.https://twitter.com/abe_smith/status/1377684114975956997 …
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I prefer the electric version.
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