My local liquor store has a big "NO RETURNS" sign outside, which got me thinking of reasons people would return a bottle of liquor: -"Sorry, didn't get me laid." -"My kids are still a pain in the ass" -"I'm still hearing voices"
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Replying to @Schneider_CM
Mine would be the very lame "Bought too much for the party."
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