A cocktail party is just a kegger with neckties anyway.
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I would submit the
@FloridaGators vs@GeorgiaFootball game as the largest but you do you -
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I’ve been. I had fun. But I was in college.
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No. It’s many things, but not a cocktail party: 1) a hook-up party for college students 2) opportunities for olds to hobnob with pundits 3) 3 days of crazy work meetings because it’s the only time *everyone* is in town.
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Let's not pretend there are no cocktails, though! The cocktails make the meetings bearable.
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Don’t forget the CPA. Floating Cap game.
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