Edward II: pudknucker who lost Scotland and died without a pud to knuck Edward III: pudknucker who admittedly knew the value of longbows Richard II: pudknucker who peaked at age 14 Henry IV: usurper pudknucker Henry V: not bad. gave some good speeches according to Shakespeare
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Henry VI: insane demented pudknucker Edward IV: the Robb Stark of pudknuckers, keep your arranged marriage deals, pudknucker Edward V: killed before he got the chance to reveal he was probably a pudknucker Richard III: murderous pudknucker, but at least died like a man in battle
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this is way more fun than I expected.
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Henry VII: usurper but not a pudknucker, just pleasantly boring Henry VIII: the biggest pudknucker of them all, made nation fake-Protestant bc he wanted a divorce, had its cultural heritage sacked and destroyed Edward VI: lol who is guy, doesn't even rise to level of pudknuckery
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Jane Grey: only nine days, could not accomplish any pudknuckery in that time Bloody Mary: fanatic Catholic pudknuckeress, probably inherited the nastiness from dad Elizabeth I: the greatest monarch in English history James I: surly pudknucker lucky to have his name on the Bible
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also James I basically started up northern ireland, which is pudknuckery in the extreme
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@randomhouse has dm'ed me to offer a $100,000 advance for my two-page manuscript titled "british pudknuckers."4 replies 0 retweets 20 likesShow this thread -
Charles I: gotta knuck the pud hard to get your head chopped off in the public square in england Charles II: kept pudknuckery under wraps, thus underrated James II: let the pudknuckishness out to run free, evicted from his own house William & Mary: safely boring, prob. b/c Dutch.
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Jeff B. is *BOX OFFICE POISON* Retweeted Sid
will be dead and in the cold cold ground before i recognize any 'lord protector' as a monarch but top-tier pudknuckery. literally asked his opponents swearing on the bowels of Christ to consider they might be wrong but never did himself.https://twitter.com/fearfulsymmetry/status/1352435443640512514 …
Jeff B. is *BOX OFFICE POISON* added,
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Anne: you just feel sad for her; 17 pregnancies and not one surviving child George I: north German pudknucker who held little power, couldn't even pudknuck in English George II: too busy w/his approx 1,000 mistresses, no time to knuck his pud George III: lol you blew it dude.
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William IV: ten children by his mistress, not one legitimate heir.
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Replying to @baseballcrank @EsotericCD
The Hanoverians were the German-inflected Animal House member dynasty.
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Their most put together and domestically respectable monarch also spent about 20 years completely insane.
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