busily trying to pitch a series called HORSE LEGISLATOR about a dark horse that's elected to Congress, where he always votes "neigh," obsesses over Gallup and complains about the horserace coverage
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in the second season, the HORSE LEGISLATOR must confront internal turmoil when he is elected horse whip
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Ariel Edwards-Levy Retweeted Cameron Joseph
Ariel Edwards-Levy added,
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the reason this works so well is that half of the best-worn cliches of political coverage actually come from horse racing to begin with
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really all he wanted was to take the oats of office
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and yet, regardless of his performance in office, the HORSE LEGISLATOR'S ratings are always perfectly stable
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look, I know the common wisdom is that Twitter is awful, but right now my mentions are utterly saddled with horse puns and truly I am giddy(up) about it
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Replying to @baseballcrank @aedwardslevy
careful, you might just spur her on to do more
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That's the mane idea.
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