If you want to go back to work, the new rules suggest all you need to do is shatter the front window and steal a stapler before sitting down to answer your emails.
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You just beat me to it! Damn it.
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I guess if that doesn't work, you just burn the place down?
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Way ahead of you.
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#creepyjoe trying to locate his teleprompter, and mistakes it for a stapler.@JoeBidenThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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He did say he was going to burn the place down.
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Are those TPS reports done?:??
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Have you learned what rhetoric means yet?
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We've been told that police brutality is glorified by police TV shows/films, so I'm guessing Milton is the inspiration for arsonists.
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