Carol probably lives in The Villages now.
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Can’t they cure Syphilis with penicillin?
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Three drunks die on Christmas Eve and are standing in front of St Peter who tells them that if they can show evidence of the spirit of the season, they can come in. Drunk 1 fishes a cigarette lighter out of his pocket and lights it. "Christmas Candle" He gets in.
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Drunk 2 shakes his housekeys. “Jingle Bells!” And he gets in. Drunk 3 searches every pocket and finally pulls out a pair of women’s underwear. “They’re Carol’s!"
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