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    Dan McLaughlin‏Verified account @baseballcrank 15 Jan 2020

    Dan McLaughlin Retweeted Armin Rosen

    Alternative explanation: toasting ruins the consistency of the bagel. If you're toasting a bagel, you've admitted that the bagel has failed.https://twitter.com/ArminRosen/status/1217495505401516033 …

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    Armin Rosen @ArminRosen
    Years ago a non-Jewish friend asked me why Jews didn't toast bagels. Holy, crap, I realized. 1) Maybe she's right?! 2) Maybe it's cuz we're somewhat used to eating bagels at shul on Shabbat, where toasting is FORBIDDEN https://twitter.com/jacobtaber/status/1217494156035182593 …
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      1. Ben R‏ @BenR877 15 Jan 2020
        Replying to @baseballcrank

        In other words, we only eat good bagels

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      1. Ghislaine Maxwell's Fat Tiddies Apologist‏ @BleakSigilKeep 15 Jan 2020
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        I hate when I agree with you but I completely agree

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      2. Walter Olson‏Verified account @walterolson 15 Jan 2020
        Replying to @baseballcrank

        "If you're toasting a bagel, you've admitted that the bagel has failed." True, but when dealing with a failed bagel toasting nearly always improves it. (As we ex-New Yorkers know only too well.)

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      3. Dan McLaughlin‏Verified account @baseballcrank 15 Jan 2020
        Replying to @walterolson

        Yep. This is why I put ketchup on nearly everything in college.

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      1. Ineffable Jeff‏ @IneffableJeffC 15 Jan 2020
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        This take is a little overcooked

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      1. Andrew Koss‏ @n_koss 15 Jan 2020
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        But so many bagels HAVE failed.

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      2. This is Fine‏ @IrishBarrister 15 Jan 2020
        Replying to @baseballcrank

        Toasting has two, very limited roles: (1) day-old bagels; and (2) breakfast sandwich bagels. Otherwise, no toasting. Hell, I don't even want them sliced - I tear them in half then put the cream cheese in the middle. Then again, virtually every bagel here in VA is a "bread donut"

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      3. Rob Stern‏ @putt4_doh 15 Jan 2020
        Replying to @IrishBarrister @baseballcrank

        Don't toast a day old bagel. Put it in a ziplock bag and microwave it for 10 or 15 seconds. Warm, still a little crunch on the outside and nicely soft on the inside

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      1. Blueacre‏ @blueacre 15 Jan 2020
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        Given a prevalent culture of “scooping” bagels and inventions such as the “flagel,” I reject all condemnations of my toasting a whole bagel and putting delicious melty peanut butter on it.

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      1. Tom Murin‏ @TomMurinNJ 15 Jan 2020
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        Why do you hate melted butter?

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