That's how dating goes for me. Whether it was good or bad, you don't be able to convince me to split the check on the first date and maybe the next few, at least when it comes to the meal
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I'm told that things are different these days.
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Ok boomer
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Chivalry is gone; society at large doesn't deserve to get it back. But guys, if you're going to be broke then at least pay attention so you don't get exposed as broke at the end of a meal with a woman. Now fifty thousand women know this dude is broke, press F.
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Left my wallet in a suit jacket from a work lunch. Left the jacket in my office after the meeting. Didn't discover said faux pas until the bill for the expensive dinner. There was no second date.
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Because it’s not 1954.
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Yup. I’m glad my daughter has high standards.
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Well, that’s really the least she should expect, but given the state of the nation’s young men, here we are.
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Me too. We're old.
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Yep.
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