uh, just give me the razor blade candy apples please
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It’s for their own good.
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The only way to make Brussels sprouts remotely palatable is to fry them in bacon grease and toss with copious amounts of bacon bits
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People who hand out homemade candy OF ANY KIND for Halloween need to be red flagged immediately.
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Sorry, I would eat these...
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But does it have bacon?
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Trick AND treat.
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It will be hilarious when the kids who get these stuff them up the tailpipe of the person who gave these out.
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