A “thank you TELEGRAM.” 
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My contribution could have been covered by a small paragraph. Pretty much show up on time.
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Pretty much spot-on with the "P's & Q's" but the line about the "Thank you *telegram*" indicates this was plagiarized from a 1950s article.
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To be fair (repeat as desired with increasingly higher pitches) this actually seems like a lot of stuff!
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a single page out of a Chicago-phone-book-sized "magazine"
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Could you even send a telegram in 1994?
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All that...and if he followed the list it looks like he forgot to propose...
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Massive life size buck shaped grooms cake
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