I remember my wife asking why my ankle hurt. I told her, "well, my desk phone was ringing and I ran to answer it." Her: "And...?" Me: "That's it. I ran."
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Ha! Wait until you’re really old.
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There is always a reason, and "middle age" isn't it.
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If you aren't doing strengthening exercises...and I wasn't until a couple of months ago...and you've hit 50...it's time. I feel better even after two months.
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"You slept wrong" I can't even sleep correctly anymore!
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Get a little older and something different hurts every day...
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