I'm impressed he has the same girl next to him.
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That’s the most newsworthy thing about the piece
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I have it on good authority that Bezos owns 47 pair of identical swim trunks, and rotates them on a pre-published schedule.
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Dang! Same joke I made. Actually it wouldn’t surprise me if he had multiple pairs kept at different houses.
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He likes’m thick and where to grab’m from The richest man in the world does what Everyman wants but can’t afford. All men if allowed would get a divorce and shag younger women, serially until viagra stops working
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My wife got mad at me because I only brought one pair of swim trunks on our beach trip. Ha
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What would the stories be like if he discarded his swim trunks after a single use? A new Imelda Marcos.
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How come nobody comments on the fact that his wife keeps wearing the same hat?
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FWIW that's not his wife
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And Lauren keeps wearing the same hat. Disgusting.
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