given my career choices I would’ve thought a lot more people would tweet pictures of babies at me and it’s sort of a letdown, just saying you guys could work a little harder on that
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Replying to @xan_desanctis
Here’s my baby eating a cookie at my cousin’s house in 2009. She took her first steps later that day.pic.twitter.com/pjzn5pyy6q
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Replying to @AndreaNRuth @xan_desanctis
Awww. Cookies are performance-enhancing!
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Replying to @baseballcrank @xan_desanctis
Seriously. She had to take her first steps bc she couldn’t crawl with a cookie in her hand!


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Replying to @AndreaNRuth @xan_desanctis
This is like the Zapruder film of first steps.
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