Don’t worry everyone. They got me a new room. Oh, what’s that on the floor? Some type of luxury item left by the staff for me or.... just look... a little... closer...pic.twitter.com/2FmRtFKrTb
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Don’t worry everyone. They got me a new room. Oh, what’s that on the floor? Some type of luxury item left by the staff for me or.... just look... a little... closer...pic.twitter.com/2FmRtFKrTb
Whatever you do...don't turn on a black light.pic.twitter.com/jyWWQi3Ch9
Actual bed in a hotel we had just checked into last spring.pic.twitter.com/ioF3EETr16
I am a terrible brat about hotel rooms, I may have exploded
And it’s not bratty. I am a loyal hotel customer and tip like crazy and all that, but I would totally shame that place if they didn’t freak out and fix me up.
We had to go down and demand new sheets and they basically made us dig through a pile of unsorted freshly laundered stuff in a bin. It was not a good stay.
I would put them on blast on Twitter and flake them on TripAdviser.
Let's just say I am not returning to any orange-roofed motel chains.
You’re too nice. I’m with Mickey on this.
Heh. I could tell you stories about my wife....
I won't, because I like to remain married...but still. 


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