I’m not sure why exactly I should take the Michelin Man’s advice about where to eat…pic.twitter.com/3qqWDkJ3HX
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@bascule when I found out the Michelin Guide actually related to the Michelin Man, it really made me pause and reflect on my life's choices.
@DonAndrewBailey well, if a brewery is in charge of keeping track of arbitrary world records…
@bascule what?! And here I thought this whole time Alec Guinness was just a really busy guy ;)
@bascule meh, so biased towards the French palate. Serving your eggs runny counts for 1 of the 3 stars.
@bascule “the gaseous nitrogen was great and the food was lacking in protrusions or impurities that could cause physical or chemical issues”
@bascule don't worry. the tesla-inspired self-driving uber robot will be next to tell you eat.
@bascule michelin stars vs bib gourmand is a biiiig fuckin gap
@bascule travel guides for all the places you'd go with their reliable tires I think?
@bascule But, was he right?
Don’t you talk shit about my bro Bibendum, @bascule.
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