@bascule We've already eclipsed satire: http://www.theonion.com/articles/fuck-everything-were-doing-five-blades,11056/ …
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@bascule redundant array of inexpensive dullnessThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@bascule I just want to know when I can shave with a Möbius strip razor.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@bascule The first blade lifts the hair. The second blade cuts it. The rest are just there to peel the skin from your face.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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