It’s a beautiful day to take a deep breath and refresh your memory on why PHP is The Worst Thing.http://me.veekun.com/blog/2012/04/09/php-a-fractal-of-bad-design/ …
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@bascule@0xabad1dea@chriseng I put "hello world" in a php file. Apache makes it multicore. Done. -
@dakami@0xabad1dea@chriseng by that logic, Bourne shell is a multicore language -
@bascule@0xabad1dea@chriseng Go make node or cherry.py saturate a 64 core box. Doable, miserable. -
@dakami@0xabad1dea@chriseng when it comes to multicore, I mostly prefer the JVM -
@bascule@0xabad1dea@chriseng Doable, miserable doesn't even begin. -
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@dakami@0xabad1dea@chriseng@rabite miserable what now? Clojure, Scala, even JRuby... make multicore concurrency less than miserable -
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@rabite@dakami@0xabad1dea@chriseng been there, done that: https://github.com/tarcieri/reia - 2 more replies
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