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@barelyliterate

Serious fan of ridiculous things. Adventure instigator. Recovering shoe addict. Supporter of equality and pockets for all.

Marlborough, MA
Vrijeme pridruživanja: veljača 2009.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet

    Here’s just a friendly reminder that you’re pretty amazing and I’m glad you’re in this world.

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  2. I licked you, so you're mine now. Thems the rules.

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  3. It has come to my attention that some of you eat iceberg lettuce because you actually prefer it and not because it’s the only thing you can afford. What’s up with that?

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  4. If your sports team loses a championship but some of the winning team’s players go on to the Olympics, you’d still root for America. This is the same fucking thing. Vote in the primary and then vote for WHOEVER wins the nomination. #2020

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  5. I feel like this one deserves a pass and you guys needs to calm down. Kansas City is in Kansas AND in Missouri and, yes, they are separate cities, but they’re also intertwined and I feel like the Chiefs probably represent both states anyway.

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  6. The closer it gets to tomorrow, the more that pit in my stomach makes it’s way to the back of my throat. I am not looking forward to this work week.

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  7. I have Chinese food but Chinese food (any greasy food, really) makes me feel dirty and I just showed so Imma starve. Well, “first world starve.” I’ll actually be mostly fine.

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  8. I forgot to eat dinner. It was a succession really. I forgot to eat lunch. But then I ate lunch. Then I forgot to make dinner. And then I forgot to eat dinner buts it’s too late to make dinner.

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  9. Is that American football thingie over yet?

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  10. I washed my bedsheets so now I obviously have to shower before bed instead of just waiting until morning.

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  11. I can’t go to your whatever thing because I don’t want to.

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  12. You got know that if you don’t like football and you’re not at a party for the food you can see all the other stuff you’re watching this for on , right?

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  13. We cannot rely simply on the chance that the next president who abuses his powers will be confronted by a Congress controlled by the other party, and thereby inclined to take impeachment seriously.

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  14. This. I’m a general no on Bernie AND Warren but I’m 100% committed to

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  15. I’ve just watched so I’m screwed.

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  16. Raise your hand if you don’t care about the Super Bowl this year.

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  17. Ever been mildly depressed because the night before was so good and there’s no way you’re getting back there any time soon?

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  18. I rarely enjoy Swiss cheese on anything, but it is the only acceptable cheese to make a grilled cheese that either features ham or tomato soup. Change my mind.

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  19. This year, I’m going to try really hard to master the art of successfully napping. I failed today. But I’m going to keep trying!

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  20. on is just plain wonderful and every one of you should watch it.

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  21. And this is how I made it work: Waffle with cinnamon butter, cappuccino, vanilla glacée, roasted potatoes for a bit of savory. . @ C'est La Vie Bistro

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