magical mister mistoffelees 

@bananabreadfae

artist + drawing TA 🧡 aspiring art teacher 🌻 crystal enthusiast and collector 🌙 🕯 🎞CATS🎶 🍂🌟 MCAD ‘22 💓

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Vrijeme pridruživanja: srpanj 2017.

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    please don’t steal my header i painted myself thanks this is the full piece it’s on my instagram @bananabreadfairy

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    Tonights music will start at 8:00 and be over by ten. No opener. Just me, my guitar, and a room full of friends.

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    An older woman came into the bookstore today. I made a joke about a credit card reader issue and she said "these things are all programmed by twenty-five-year-old boys who don't comment their code" and somehow we ended up having a great conversation about programming and biases.

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    i’m sorry i’m not him. i will never be him.

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    Istg some men are fucking blind. I have pretty much the same body type as Ellie. It’s not about making women “ look like men”. It’s about making women in video games actually look like real women instead of ideal gamer boy sex symbols.

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    24. sij
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    We are living beings that adapt to their environments in order to survive, it would make sense that our internal temp would decrease as our external temp increased. Why is this surprising? How are we so far behind this basic understanding of homeostasis and species adaption?

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    Cut to the chase due to paywall: Average temp is now 97.5F. You’re welcome.

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  10. tw// dieting /food /eating /weight /body image can i tell twitter to stop showing me diet ads? i am 100% comfortable with my weight right now and it took me a while to get i here i do not want to see this negative shit on my TL !!!

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    if you’re traveling, hungry and broke and it’s early morning or late afternoon :Try to find a Hampton Inn or Embassy suites. Just walk in and go straight to where the food/drinks are. They’ve never asked me what room I was in. Breakfast is 6-9 and happy hour is 4-6 I think. 🤣

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    Anyone saying she’s overreacting doesn’t understand how it feels to hear the name of a toxic/abusive ex who nearly ruined your life being shoved in your face. Kick their asses out, who cares if they paid. Nobody needs to be taunted like that.

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  13. why the hell am i awake at this hour ?

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  14. vegans and vegetarians: i hate wh*le f**ds 😷 but please try the general tso’s mock chicken from the deli it’s so good i cannot get enough of that shit

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  15. it’s almost 3 am and i want white castle but i don’t want to spend money ordering it so i will just sit here, and eat my fake chicken from whole foods and also and chex mix, probably ice cream

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    Because if I said I have chicken nuggets for dinner I’d get hit with the “cHiCkEn? I thought you were vEgAn” 😒

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    At a Superbowl party where a giant fight has broken out between a couple because he bet $500 on the coin flip

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    Listen. I know the jokes write themselves here but there’s a very important fact buried in this: macaques carry ***Herpes B***. That’s not the same herpes humans carry. Herpes B is FATAL to humans. That’s no joke.

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    31. sij
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    Ask for its pronouns.

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    prije 24 sata

    baggu marketing! you found your bitch! it is me!

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