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but something happened then that the ring did not intend. it was picked up by the most unlikely creature imaginable: a hobbit, the same fuckin thing that just had it for like 500 years.

4:54 PM · Jul 11, 2021

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UH NOOOOOOOOOO THE RIVER FOLK WERE NOT IN FACT HOBBITS

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you're half a year late if you want to grab the throne of king of the nerds

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go off!!

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and then the ring said 'goddamnit not again'

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Jack, CEO of Mayor Peterwatcher, LLC

The Ring, slipping, bouncing down & away from Gollum: “Haha, smell you later asshole. Now to just wait for one of the many cave goblins to pick me up and—No. No. Not another hairy footed bastard! Put me down. Put me down. Gonna get trapped in another hole in the ground. DAMMIT.”

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Well what are the odds it'd happen twice

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the ring was like "one of these fuckin guys again huh"

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The ring wants to smoke pipe weed and eat a giant rustic cake.

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