BREAKING: A Texas school board has found a loophole in Greg Abbott's ban on school mask mandates by instead adding masks to the district's dress code.
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Somewhere a Texas Republican is struggling with the difficult choice of whether dress codes should be banned so that they can’t be used to enforce mask mandates. Do they hate masks more than they hate short skirts?
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They’ll claim masks have forbidden spaghetti straps.
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Actually they love short skirts as long as it’s pep rally day.
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As long as the girl is attractive, not overweight, and popular, that is.
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*such a hard decision, because dress codes are really about controlling & shaming girls rather that teaching boys to have self control.
I mean, a girl’s shoulder is so distracting to the education of boys, right?? 
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But I thought it was everyone’s personal responsibility to decide what is right for their children to wear to school
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All masks must be long enough to cover the ankles. Wait, that sounds like...
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