badtuple

@badtuple

Play enthusiast. Loves code, math, novelty, and violating the rule of 3s. Same name on irc, mastodon, and everywhere else.

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  1. Jul 21

    If you ever need a RRule library, 's is extremely nice! It's small, clean, and focused libraries like that one that make the Go ecosystem great.

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    Jul 3

    Not sure I said that, but when I worry about machine learning being fuzzy, unpredictable, and undebuggable, I'm told not to worry because we already don't understand how our systems work. It's already hope and crossed fingers. I sulk.

    I believe it was who said that some time ago Software Eng turned from being more like math into a natural science like biology:
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    Jul 3

    If your problem is "children are running in the hallway" and your solution to that problem is "deeply unsettling optical illusion floors," you might be a supervillain

    A perfectly flat floor, designed to stop children from running in the hallway.
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    Jun 29
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    The unintentional “speed-up loop!” This reminds me of a thing I saw on reddit. TL;DR- loop that spins to an order of magnitude. Slow sprint? Reduce the number of cycles and say you optimized the application LOL.

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    Jun 28

    Fun fact: SimCity was forced to pretend that all parking lots were underground, because the game would be “really boring if it was proportional in terms of parking lots”

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    Jun 26

    For our next meetup, will be presenting "Writing Software That's Safe Enough To Drive A Car!" 🏎️ 🚗 See you July 3rd!

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    Jun 24

    Thrilled I bought a 55" screen so I can listen to it while I stare at a 4" screen.

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    Jun 22

    ME, AGE 20: Ha ha, I like the riffs, but these Rage Against the Machine lyrics are kind of corny. ME, AGE 40 (at a cocktail party): You know, some of those who work forces are actually, no joke, the same who burn crosses.

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    Jun 11

    Did you hear about the grandma on a cruise who had trouble finding a pair of water wings to give neutral buoyancy? Turns out in sea, there's no float equal to nan

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    Jun 4

    Looks like Microsoft bought GitHub for roughly $100 per repository.

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    Jun 2

    British Person: awful nice lookin sweet treat you got there Me: thanks British Person: it be a shame if someone... Me: please don't British Person: ...poured a fuck ton of unnecessary raisins in it

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    May 30

    Mathematician 1: My favourite number is pi, as it explains the circle Mathematician 2: My favourite number is e, as it explains the exponential function Engineer: Yeah my favourite number is also 3

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    May 25

    i saw a post that said “minty is just cold spicy” and my life has not known peace since then

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    May 20

    anyone who likes jira is a cop

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  15. May 17

    My favorite effect of GDPR is all the marketing lists I'm being dropped from without having to personally unsubscribe.

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    May 16

    Shenzhen, China Top: 1990 Bottom: 2014 HT

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  17. May 17

    Halfway through my first read and 's Designing Data Intensive Applications is already the best technical book I've ever read. So much new information, so much that was "known" that suddenly has context.

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  18. May 16

    Just set up my pillow fort for a power read. Let's do this.

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    May 15

    Hear me out: what if I started another project instead of finishing anything?

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    May 15

    As a library author, vgo's minimal version selection is the opposite of what I want. Unlike binary maintainers, we don't want to be in the position of updating all of our dependencies all the time. Libraries are often written for once and never touched for years.

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