Dave Bergmaññ

@badnewsbergs

Cooler than Freddy Jackson sippin a milkshake in a snowstorm.

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Jan 25

    Mark my words, America: I am going to tweet our country out of this mess.

    4 likes
  2. Jun 7

    "Like the tweet you wish to see in the world." –iGhand

  3. Retweeted
    May 14

    Definitely the best ever reunion between a mom and daughter. Last scene of of Love. Happy

    1 retweet 2 likes
  4. Retweeted
    Mar 13

    Thanks for the hookup and taking me to a screening of , were both rad

    2 retweets 3 likes
  5. Retweeted
    Mar 2

    If I worked at Blumhouse, whenever somebody seemed sad I'd say, "Hey – don't be so glumhouse."

    1 retweet 7 likes
  6. Feb 26

    RADIO RAHEEM DIED?!

    1 like
  7. Feb 26

    "I also went to dedicate this to my wife, who passed away and isn't ab––" [music cuts him off]

  8. Feb 2

    Our country has even politicized Breakfast. BREAKFAST! Is nothing sacred?

    1 like
  9. Retweeted
    Jan 30

    -What do we want? -No more Nazis! -When do we want it? -Honestly like 70 years ago I mean it was a whole thing.

    84 replies 17,730 retweets 38,996 likes
  10. Retweeted
    Jan 26

    "He will not divide us!" -Shia LaBeouf & also all of the prime numbers

    2 retweets 19 likes
  11. Retweeted
    Jan 28

    RT if you've ever met a Syrian, Iranian, Somali, Turkish, Iraqi, Sudanese or Yemeni person & they weren't detrimental to your safety.

    949 replies 69,072 retweets 42,277 likes
  12. Jan 4

    I forgot to gloat about this back in March, but ABC cancelled the show after two episodes.

    If lasts two full seasons, I will buy every single one of my followers a cake.
  13. Dec 31

    Happy birthday, Time!

    1 like
  14. Dec 31

    You all did a great job on social media this year. Here's to 2018.

    2 likes
  15. Retweeted
    15 Nov 2016

    . and I are recording 1/2hr sets at Mon Nov 21 8:00 hosted by . Be there, feel the vibrations.

    1 reply 2 retweets 5 likes
  16. Retweeted
    14 Nov 2016

    Hated "The Comedian", starring Deniro as an angry stand-up comic. We prefer "The King of Comedy", starring Deniro as an angry stand-up comic

    2 retweets 6 likes
  17. 13 Nov 2016

    If you're a Geico commercial, you repeat the same tired-ass joke over and over again for 15 years. It's what you do.

    1 reply 1 like
  18. Retweeted
    11 Nov 2016

    Trump says "Drain the Swamp" and literally hired a guy named Newt.

    4 retweets 31 likes
  19. Retweeted
    8 Nov 2016

    This will go down as an all-timer from the New Yorker

    340 replies 108,551 retweets 154,255 likes
  20. Retweeted
    8 Nov 2016

    HISTORY OF US PRESIDENTS: 👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👨🏾👹

    787 replies 117,206 retweets 149,239 likes

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