On his first nights of justice was he like “I’m Bat” and the criminal was like “Bats can talk?!!” And he got all flustered and was like “whoa, see, my fault, I see how you could make a mistake like that, I’m so sorry, let’s forget the whole thing” and ran away?
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I just don’t find the idea of him unable to sleep and punching his pillow in embarrassment when he suddenly remembers how people thought he might really be a bat plausible at all.
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You guys never appreciate my edgy Batman takes
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Ironman is Batman on steroids and infinitely smarter.
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He could have did away with the ears and bat symbol and still have been as effective. Though it would absolutely murder that perfect silhouette.
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Yeah the Bat signal would’ve just been some guy then
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The really blew their chance at giving us Fishman and Porpoise Pal.
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The cape made people wonder at first
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There's a version of his origin story where he never actually comes up with a name, just a costume and a car and an overall aesthetic and it's the press that calls him Batman so he just rolls with it.
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