In the historical documentary, Clash Of The Titans, it literally barges out of the water, goes RARRRRARRRARRAAA, and can’t even manage to eat one (1) manacled virgin before a pretty boy with a flying horsie kills it dead
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It dies from seeing a woman’s dead face, that the pretty boy has in his purse, y’all. The Kraken is all fin, no sea cow.
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Thank you for coming to my Greek history lesson of facts.
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You should absolutely keep being that person.
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Any Madusa heads around
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First it was the deathstar, now the Kraken. Hey GOP, if you are going to play around with myths and scifi, you better know your stuff. Cause we will call you out on it all day long...in detail.
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remember how Trump2020 was the Death Star??? that blew up also...by a bunch of no namers just doing their jobs.
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and kids on tik-tok
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It smashed some stuff with its waves, though. Lesson: even if you're incompetent, your mere existence can still cause some damage.
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Perfect statement of the Trump tenure
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