I have personally heard a child scream “WELL FIRE TRUCKS HATE DINNER” and it’s all I can think of any time he dives into another faucet rant
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Because he no longer remembers what pipes are and thinks the water appears by magic.
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But he totally explained the magic! It's rain!!!
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He’s almost certainly on an extremely potent combination of drugs
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"More water/less water" is a concept he can grasp. Since he thinks his followers all stupider than he is, and he can't just *be* openly racist, he hangs onto this point.
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Not that it's a comfort, but he's fascinated by fire trucks too.
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And fire
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Don’t forget about windmills! And toilets
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I heard he likes a certain kind of shower
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