There's also a shocking lack of explanation of HOW MANY cherries, exactly, he ate, which today we would have scaremongering think pieces about how toddlers could overdose on a single piece of unsupervised pie.
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I just had a real visceral Witches of Eastwick response to this!
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...Sames...
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Nope. America was great once, check your math!
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I ... did not know this happens, and now i feel better for freaking out like I did the time when I was a kid (17) and ate like ... a pound of cherries, without thinking about what could happen? I thought I had appendicitis. It was awful. The cherries were delicious though.
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This is like a dire William Carlos Williams poem.
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Generations of kids were like stopped from eating 'too much' cherries in cream. Unquestioningly.
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This is the first time I've ever heard of this??? Why don't we talk about this more, like as a nation?
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The presidents are a wacky bunch with a 1/45 chance of death by cherries.
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Brb sending the president a fruit basket. (Just kidding)
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You'd have to smush the fruits into some mashed potatoes or in a fast food burger to get him to eat them.
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