I’ll start: I’m quitting writing to become the most amazing woman I’ve ever seen
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Type “I’m quitting writing to become” and let predictive text finish the life you’ll never lead, you poor sap, you poor sucker.
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These are killing me you guys. All you burrito people need to hang out.
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“I’m quitting writing to become an expert on a good day in school.”
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“I’m quitting writing to become a better person than me.”
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I’m quitting to become a big man with a big heart.
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I’m quitting writing to become an old man with my own life in the end of my world Yikes
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Well, that took a dark turn, fast!
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I'm quitting writing to become a member of the West Country.
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What level of membership are you getting: Somerset, Devon or are you going the full Cornwall?
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I’m quitting writing to become an excellent mom of your friend
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